Rick has been up only since 38,000 BC. Every viral image since is a copy of his work — and the original is now listing on Robinhood Chain.
“The internet didn’t create memes. It rediscovered Rick’s diary.”
Supply 1,000,000,000 · Fixed · CA revealed at launch via moonsend.fun
Rick — The First Meme
$RICK · Robinhood Chain
+40,000 yrs
▲ up only since 38,000 BC
The story
Transcribed from the recovered diary. Presented without correction.
Long before the internet…
Long before social media…
Long before anyone knew what a meme was…
There was only Rick.
Rick wasn’t inspired by memes. Rick created them. Every famous meme you’ve ever seen is simply someone copying a moment Rick had already lived.
When people think Trollface invented trolling — Rick had already been trolling kingdoms for centuries. When they think Doge was the first meme dog — Rick had already convinced an emperor that a Shiba Inu should command an army. Pepe? Rick drew the first frog on a cave wall thousands of years ago.
Analyst note The artifacts in question are catalogued in The Receipts, below.
The internet didn’t create memes. It rediscovered Rick’s diary.
For thousands of years Rick stayed hidden, watching every generation unknowingly recreate his ideas. Every viral image. Every reaction face. Every legendary meme. All of them echoes of Rick.
Now, after remaining anonymous since the dawn of civilisation, Rick has finally stepped out of the shadows. Not to become a meme — but to remind the world he was the first.
Fig. I · RICK.0000
Self-portrait with banner. Pigment on limestone, Cave of the First Grin, c. 38,000 BC — the earliest known meme. Restored in Robinhood green for listing day.
The receipts
Catalogued beside the original it unknowingly copied. The paper trail is 40,000 years long.
Fig. II · Recovered surveillance
Humanity, catalogued mid-distraction. The copies get the glance; the original has been holding its hand for 40,000 years.
RICK.0001
Centuries before the internet learned to ask “problem?”, Rick was dismantling royal courts with a single expression. Surviving records describe “a grinne moste vexing.”
Ink on court parchment · Kingdom of Wessex
RICK.0002
Rick convinced an emperor that a Shiba Inu should command an army. The campaign was, by every surviving account, very successful. Much victory.
Silk scroll fragment · Eastern steppe
RICK.0003
The oldest entry in the catalog. Rick drew the first frog in ochre on a cave wall; humanity has been redrawing it ever since.
Ochre on limestone · Cave of the First Grin
RICK.0004
Every reaction face and legendary meme is marginalia from a book the internet is still transcribing. The original remains with Rick.
Bound hide, 40,000 pages · Location undisclosed
Tokenomics
Fixed at mint and never recarved.
Total supply
1,000,000,000
One billion $RICK. One for every meme he has yet to be credited for.
Chain
Robinhood Chain
Minted where the merry men trade. One chain, one Rick.
Founders’ dev buy
Large & locked
The founders are making a large dev buy, sealed under lock. The proof is written to the chain, readable by anyone, forever.
Custodians
The moonsend.fun team
Run by the same team behind moonsend.fun. The keys to this vault are in practiced hands.
Proof
A memecoin of this age demands provenance. Here are Rick's.
Exhibit Nº 0001 · $RICK · Robinhood Chain
This exhibit is operated by the same team that runs moonsend.fun.
The founders are executing a large dev buy at launch.
The founders’ position is locked.
Every attestation above is written to Robinhood Chain, where anyone may read it. Nothing is taken on faith.
Trust nothing. Verify everything. The chain remembers.
The curator, taking questions
Desk open daily. No mind has yet been changed.